You sit in judgement of us like a Feudal Lord views his peasants with seeming omniscience.
The couple tied the knot on July 3, 2010, and they welcomed their first child as a son Weston Lee Kirk on September 24, 2011.
It is unknown if the tarantula was a part of their conditions or just a coincidence.
We mean, Christ, can you imagine? Ricky Gervais seems to have the ability to rub people up the wrong way.