Next time, be sure to pause for lube when you need to.
Thanks to some childhood friends who invented the peeing standing up has a chance of becoming a reality, and in my honest opinion, based on the current state of the Catholic Church, perhaps there may the open door policy for women by the time my girls are of age.
Genetically, they are girls, but a hormone imbalance causes their clitoris to be enlarged, sometimes only slightly more than average, and sometimes so much that at birth they are mistaken for boys—particularly if they have a fused labia that looks like a scrotum.
The destination, Shanghai 10 in Jalan Telawi 2.